KILLY12 2010-04-01 14:11:16

Sometimes Kevin Bacon run around the house in kevin bacon's underwear pretending that kevin bacon is kevin bacon

omegared 2010-04-01 14:15:08

I will fuck you all day

XD

Ripperon 2010-04-01 23:56:03

bacon comes from a pig, so if i eat bacon, does that make me a canible?

ANTI-SPAMGUN 2010-04-04 12:53:24

You got some crazy hair.

CatFat 2010-04-05 12:41:16

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above:
'SAUL, Sell your business.'
He ignores it. It goes on for days.
'SAUL, sell your business for $3 million.'
After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says,
'SAUL, go to Las Vegas.'
He asks why.
'SAUL, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.'
He obeys, goes to a casino. The Voice says,
'SAUL, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand.'
He hesitates but knows he must. He's dealt an eighteen; the dealer has a six showing.
'SAUL, take a card.'
'What? the dealer has-'
'TAKE THE CARD!'
He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easily.
'SAUL, take another card.'
'What?!'
'TAKE ANOTHER CARD!'
He asks for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty.
'SAUL, take another card,' the voice commands.
'I have twenty!' Saul shouts.
'TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!' Booms the voice.
'..hit me.' Saul says.
He gets another ace. Twenty-one.
The booming voice goes:
'UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!'
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Awesome enough for ya? ;D